How do you make scrambled eggs? :D?

If I'm in a hurry, I beat an egg, salt, pepper and a splash of water in a microwave safe bowl and then wave it for one and a half minutes. If I'm not in a hurry, I beat an egg, salt, pepper and a splash of milk in a bowl, then melt a tablespoon of butter in a pan and then cook the egg on top of the stove. If I'm really hungry, I'll chop and throw in turkey, ham, cooked bacon, bell peppers, onion or cheese. Don't forget the toast! There are millions of ways of fancying up scrambled eggs. Enjoy!